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Hey hotties, it's another message from your favorite guy. Sorry, not Richard Segway, inventor of the segway; it's just me, Brennan.

I have been working on building a lovely little reading nook for my dear friends. And boy oh boy is it taking forever. I have now told them twice that it's "only going to be a few more hours." I'm getting desperate, the work is not wmoving at the speed that I want, and I am beginning to think that they don't believe it will ever get done (this could be in my head). They keep saying things like "stop apologizing" and "it's really no trouble, we're in no rush", but I can read BETWEEN THE LINES.

So my life advice for anybody aspiring to not value their time and help their friends, don't promise anything. Say that it will take one thousand years. Say that the winds of time will sweep any remnant of you under mountains of sandy loam before this nook is done. Tell them that their great great great great grand-robot-children will LOVE this keepsake.

Signing off, your friendly neighborhood slowpoke,

~Brennan Jehovah Reynolds~

The floodwaters have decimated my basement

I have been rocked by 3 inches of water in my basement. This is no cause for alarm as I have a contingency plan, standing in 3 inches of water and staring at it. Since this also didn't work, we were forced to remove all the tiles, mop everything, purchase a mongo dehumidifier (short out menards for having some, and I take that shoutout back for your political affiliations), and get to WORK

Needless to say I am tired. I am working on a project soon with my dear friend Hayden and I cannot wait to get that underway. Just gotta get through all the dumb stuff that Mother nature (that cruel temptress) has in store for me.

Oh! Also! Mother Nature has taken my car! Rude!

Signing off, your lover and handyman,

~Brennan Reynolds~

I have defeated the electric gremlins in my basement

Exciting news everyone. I have done electrical work in the basement. Several outlets and so many sconces (yeah that's right im a fancy man). And guess what? There is not one fire currently burning in the basement. If you need electrical work, I legally cannot help you but I can put a bunch of wires all over your basement and maybe sometimes power will go through them and to a thing you want and NOT the air or a flammable blanket.

New Year, Same Me

A new year and a new me. Just kidding its the same old bullshit. I made a cool Matcha stand, and im going to be helping some friends with some projects (aka farming them for content). I am looking forward to posting more stuff here and becoming so good at woodworking. Real talk though, I plan on fighting harder to stay out of time-sinks and doomscrolls. I am trying to make the choice that benefits my mental health. Am I succeeding? Absolutely not

I made a sound system

Hi there. I made a sound system for a basement with a mixer so that you can hear two different tv's AND a bluetooth device all together and invidually control volume and equalizer for each device

I don't want to brag but im incredible and I can do it for you too

Posts will be less

Howdy nerds and welcome to another episode of "brennan fixes everything."

I would like to let you know I will be fixing less stuff because I am too busy with WIND AND TRUTH BABY THE NEWEST INSTALLING IN THE COSMERE, BRANDON SANDERSON CAN DO NO WRONG, WIND. AND. TRUTH.

if you need to reach me please be aware that, while I might be speaking to you, or even standing with you in person, I will be a million miles away on a beautiful planet called Roshar reading about the tragedies and conquests of Dalinar Kolin.

The Great project Hunt of 2024

Hi guys. I have a website. And soon I will make a logo. And after that a business card, and then after that maybe i'll actually get to work and do something for once in my life

My First Ever Brain Dump

Well folks, the time has come. It is time that I build a website to channel all my energy to.

This will undoubtedly be a waste of time, but fuck it lets rumble

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Posted on September 35th, 2045

In the future we are all robots

~Robot Brennan~