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Posted on March 25th, 2026

Hello. I have done something to the website. It is my belief that it will make it easier to write fun stuff and share things but so far it has just been a bunch of work. We will see if I keep it!

If you want me to add anything please go ahead and tell me but do it in a polite way or there will be issues.

I love all 4 people that read this post, my real fans, my OGs, following me when I was nobody.

Posted on March 4th, 2026

Another big update everyone. I am going to be a father soon. I have a few pressing questions: 1. How do you ensure that none of your erraticisms get passed down to your offspring 2. At what stage can he start holding the light for me? That's actually it as far as questions go. I'm sure I'll have more once I get into it

~Brennan, soon to be a father~

Posted on December 7th, 2025

Big update everyone. The task that I have been griping about for the last few months has been completed. I have posted some photos of it in the gallery but it looks great and I am proud of myself. It turns out that I, in fact, CAN do things. I am capable of greatness. And by greatness I mean fairly easy tasks done pretty well. Hire me to perform the tasks that are impossible

~Robot Brennan~

Posted on September 2nd, 2025

Hey hotties, it's another message from your favorite guy. Sorry, not Richard Segway, inventor of the segway; it's just me, Brennan.

I have been working on building a lovely little reading nook for my dear friends. And boy oh boy is it taking forever. I have now told them twice that it's "only going to be a few more hours." I'm getting desperate, the work is not wmoving at the speed that I want, and I am beginning to think that they don't believe it will ever get done (this could be in my head). They keep saying things like "stop apologizing" and "it's really no trouble, we're in no rush", but I can read BETWEEN THE LINES.

So my life advice for anybody aspiring to not value their time and help their friends, don't promise anything. Say that it will take one thousand years. Say that the winds of time will sweep any remnant of you under mountains of sandy loam before this nook is done. Tell them that their great great great great grand-robot-children will LOVE this keepsake.

Signing off, your friendly neighborhood slowpoke,

~Brennan Jehovah Reynolds~

Posted on August 15th, 2025

I have been rocked by 3 inches of water in my basement. This is no cause for alarm as I have a contingency plan, standing in 3 inches of water and staring at it. Since this also didn't work, we were forced to remove all the tiles, mop everything, purchase a mongo dehumidifier (short out menards for having some, and I take that shoutout back for your political affiliations), and get to WORK

Needless to say I am tired. I am working on a project soon with my dear friend Hayden and I cannot wait to get that underway. Just gotta get through all the dumb stuff that Mother nature (that cruel temptress) has in store for me.

Oh! Also! Mother Nature has taken my car! Rude!

Signing off, your lover and handyman,

~Brennan Reynolds~

Posted on March 20st, 2025

Exciting news everyone. I have done electrical work in the basement. Several outlets and so many sconces (yeah that's right im a fancy man). And guess what? There is not one fire currently burning in the basement. If you need electrical work, I legally cannot help you but I can put a bunch of wires all over your basement and maybe sometimes power will go through them and to a thing you want and NOT the air or a flammable blanket.

Posted on January 20th, 2025

A new year and a new me. Just kidding its the same old bullshit. I made a cool Matcha stand, and im going to be helping some friends with some projects (aka farming them for content). I am looking forward to posting more stuff here and becoming so good at woodworking. Real talk though, I plan on fighting harder to stay out of time-sinks and doomscrolls. I am trying to make the choice that benefits my mental health. Am I succeeding? Absolutely not

Posted on December 21st, 2024

Hi there. I made a sound system for a basement with a mixer so that you can hear two different tv's AND a bluetooth device all together and invidually control volume and equalizer for each device

I don't want to brag but im incredible and I can do it for you too

Posted on December 2nd, 2024

Hi guys. I have a website. And soon I will make a logo. And after that a business card, and then after that maybe i'll actually get to work and do something for once in my life

Posted on November 29th, 2024

Well folks, the time has come. It is time that I build a website to channel all my energy to.

This will undoubtedly be a waste of time, but fuck it lets rumble

Posted on September 35th, 2045

Test post delete immediately DO NOT LET THIS GET ONTO YOUR SITE

~Robot Brennan~